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Today’s Would You Rather comes from the almighty BRG (Graber).
Would you rather have Chronic Bad Breath or a Permanent Unibrow that you cannot remove. I’m talking a unibrow like Bert’s from Sesame Street.
Personally, I would take the bad breath. I can still pick up girls with bad breath, i’ll just have to be careful about keeping my distance. With a unibrow like that, there is zero chance of success. My rapist wit and stunning personality can only take me so far - the unibrow would kill me.
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Haha this is a pretty good one. But I need clarification are these faults mutable? i.e. can I fix the bad breath with some tic-tac’s (although it would come back eventually)? can I shave the unibrow (even though it’ll grow back)?
can i pierce my unibrow with a cool guy hoop?
I have to go with unibrow here. At least this way if you somehow manage to charm a girl to look past the unibrow you have a chance with her. With the bad breath you may be able to pick up a girl, but once she comes close she will be running out the door.
“I’m talking like Ernie from Sesame Street.”
you’re actually “talking like” bert from sesame street… you amatuer.
Easy Justin. I fixed it.
You just spelled amateur incorrectly asshole.
Unibrow, easy. You can overcome something like that, no way a girl is getting over bad breath. Besides, if you work hard enough you can do the worm with the unibrow.
son of a bitch. i actually hit post, fixed it then posted again. oops
I’ll take stinkbreath any day, but unibrow is a no no.