Written by Dan - Tagged with Would You Rather? - 18 Comments

Well Well Well, BpBc Fanatic “Douglas” has stepped up to the plate with his own WOULD YOU RATHER - in image form. If you missed last week’s you can check it here: Future Vs Mystery.

This week was surprisingly easy for me to choose. While I know sickos like Sly and HadURDad would prefer the reptile top, I would have to go with the mermaid top.

If I was stuck on an island, I would need someone to talk to so I didn’t go crazy like Tom Hanks in Castaway. Plus, I don’t care about the “sexual element” of this situation. I like women for their minds. No seriously.

But yea, her mouth would work just as well as her bottom half.

But man, that fish head looks hot…so this is tough.

OK OK, I’m going with the female top / fish bottom. Stone.

What say you?

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Comment by sly on February 21, 2007

If you read my post after this was suggested as a “would you rather” you would see that I took the woman top. Why in the hell would I want a blowjob from a fish? You can get a better one from a woman, and maybe have sex with fish vagina later. I mean, there’s gotta be somewhere to stick it, right?

Comment by vigile on February 21, 2007

Mermaid without question. I concur Sly, there has to be some orifice (sp?) that we just don’t know about.

 
 
Comment by Douglas on February 21, 2007

Ugh, I guess this one wasn’t as good as I originally thought. The real problem is does the fish head have human intelligence? Or would you just be raping it everytime? Not that raping a fish is the same as raping a person. Alright, enough rape-talk for one day.

 
Comment by Kerv on February 21, 2007

Mermaid. There was no mention of a lifetime supply of alcohol. Without it, I couldn’t make the mistake of fucking something that ugly over and over again.

 
Comment by anna on February 21, 2007

I keep wondering about mermen ….. man on top versus man on bottom …
I would like to hear some womanly input …. you bunch of sexists!!!! :-)

 
Comment by katie on February 21, 2007

donnie, you have truly outdone yourself…and anyone who chooses the “hot” (right, dan?) fish head has some serious issues. as a lady, i would go with the merman (zoolander voice) top. done deal.

 
Comment by Shauna on February 21, 2007

It’s funny that this was the “would you rather” this week. Curious, does anyone watch “How I met your mother” on monday nights? This exact debate went on during the show. What a coincedence (sp?).

 
Comment by Shauna on February 21, 2007

oh and as for the merman. def man on bottom.

 
Comment by HadURDad on February 21, 2007

It’s Donny, not Donnie.

 
Comment by Uncle Grambo on February 21, 2007

Wasn’t this a joke in “Ghost Rider”? I feel like I saw this “Would You Rather” somewhere this weekend, but I can’t remember where.

Also, Mermaid Top all the way.

 
Comment by bc3alumni on February 21, 2007

yeah, the one on the left is a definite, plus, judging by that picture on the right you would need a hell of a brown bag to cover that fish head

Comment by sly on February 21, 2007

put a flag over its head and do it for your country

 
 
Comment by Dan on February 21, 2007

FISH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK. I am in total Topsail Mode right now…

 
Comment by Seamus on February 21, 2007

What? I can’t choose just the fish? This is bullshit. I take the damn volleyball.

 
Comment by brian on November 25, 2007

i would love the bottom half i mean i fish all the tim but a vagina is better the the fucking boobs well if they were bigger then boobs but vagina now.

 
Comment by cdna on May 14, 2008

so sexy

 
Comment by Smizzy on August 20, 2008

I’m a bottom half kinda guy but the fish head is disgusting and would creep me out during sex. and i have to agree with Dan. It would be nice to talk to someone while on the island. and that ugly fish sure donesn’t seem very talkative. So I am going to have to go with the top half mermaid. Wish the boobs were bigger though.

 
Comment by Crystal on September 18, 2008

UH.. IM GONNA HAVE TO SAY MERMAID. DEF MERMAID.

 
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