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This Would You Rather was inspired by some shenanigans that went down last week while I was on vacation. I will spare your the details as I do not want to ruin your day.
Would You Rather:
1. Hook up with a Fat Chick and vaguely remember it the next day because you were so hammered. The catch is that you would run into her the following night, this time totally sober. She would haunt your dreams for the next several weeks. Plus, your friends would excessively harass you for a long while.
2. Get food poisoning for a weekend. Puking, fevers and headaches oh my!
Ladies, sorry for the male targeted “Would You Rather”. I’ll make it up to you on the next one 
Personally, I would take the food poisoning. I could bear 3 days of pain instead of having to remember that fateful night for following years.
What say you?
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Food poisoning is the safe way to go, but it’s a much better story with the fat chick. After all, they need love too.
Gimme a horny heifer!
Even though I’m a chick, I’ll weigh in on this one… I would have to agree and go with the food poisoning. Those fat girls can be clingy.
By the way, that fat girl picture is great.
Food poisoning. Easy.
wow what is wrong with everyone? coming from a girl who gets the stomach flu twice a year AT LEAST (just had it a few days ago), being nauseous, feverish, and not being able to eat/drink anything seriously makes you contemplate suicide. i would rather have a short-term relationship with someone obese than puke for 3 days. sorry fellas, BRING ON THE FATTYS!!!
I need more information.
Aside from this 2nd encounter, I am I ever gonna’ run into her again?
How fat?
Kinda pretty for a huge fat chick or just repulsive all over?
Can I take any liberties I want with Bertha or is this just straight up “stick it somewhere wet and plug away till I’m done” sex?
Dirty and smelly fat or clean but enormous?
I guess I’m leaning towards the fat chick but I’m not sold. I’ve had food posioning, it sucks but you get over it. I have’t however done a portly chick and you know what’s life without new experiences?
J, you always put things into perspective. I may switch over to the larger side of life as well, but most likely not
I like to look at things from all angles.
Then I like to find the best angle and exploit it.
I’m going to go ahead and assume that none of you have ever had food poisoning. That is just a miserable, miserable time. No contest. I would go hogging in an area code substantially distant from my own in a heartbeat. Much better than losing a weekend chugging and puking up gatorade.
I think Finkle would be the authority when it comes to fat chicks.
well, i think….if i was given the option….i’d go with food poisoning….by the way, who is ‘neil diamond’? what does he know about throwing up gatorade all day!!?? been there, done that.
Actually, bc3alumni, you would choose the fat chick. And J, to answer your questions - From my perspective she “looked” clean. Was excessively, excessively, on the chunky side. And her red high heeled shoes she wore the next night on the boardwalk…icing on the cake for the rest of us.
oh no, i’d go with food poisoning, it’s an opinion thing, you can’t make up my mind. food poisoning is much less agonizing
Ok, ok, so I made it with the fat chick and while things were just gettin’ going I decided to give her a little special attention downtown… well, let’s just say the sushi was bad, and now I have food posioning on top of the memory of playing greenpeace to a beached Bertha.
Thanks a lot Dan!
Dude.
I TOLD you not to publish that picture of me.
I hate you and we are no longer friends.
Holy crap!
That’s you?
And here I thought your avatar was cute.
I am 600 pounds of sexy.
HIY larious. I think my man slept with that girl once.
I’m 220 pounds of Grilled Stufed Beef Burito & Diet Cherry Coke!
Nice to meet you.
Hey, I am all for a bit of girl on girl, but Shamu there would probably squash my ass if I went anywhere near her.
So…bring on the vomiting and the diarrhea, then. Let me just clear everyone out of the house first.
Hogging, definitely. It’s fun, and anyone who disagrees has never tried it. Food poisoning sucks. Fat chicks are fat chicks, but even the worst sex I ever had was still pretty fun. Illness never was.