OK here is this week’s Would You Rather, suggested by user “Douglas”. If you missed last week’s dilemma, you can check it here: Tub of Rats vs Tub of Snakes
Would You Rather:
1. Fight 3 Wolves with a frying pans.
2. Fight an Angry Hippo with 2 large kitchen knives.
Im gonna twist it up a bit and throw this out there:
You fight the wolves on land, in an open field.
You start the hippo fight in the water, on a rowboat, with one paddle. If you can make it to shore, the fight continues on land.
I figure the location of the fight is very important since hippos can get nasty in the water. While I feel as though I could take either animal in each scenario, I would prefer to take the wolves. I could probably handle a single wolf with my bare hands, so there is no way 3 of them would survive if I had a frying pan. I’m sick like that with a frying pan. I practice on squirrels in my back yard during the summer.
What about you? Leave ‘em in the comments
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as long as we get the knifes, i’ll take the hippo
dude, i’ll take the wolves. A hippo would snap you in half with one bite. Plus, these “Knives” would hafta be swords in order for any real damage to be done. The wolves are the only scenario that would offer any real chance at survival. I mean, at least with the wolves you can crack a skull or something. with a hippo… you aint doin shit!
I enjoy the “rowboat with one paddle” twist. You’d have to concentrate on getting to the shore with the one paddle. Here’s where a lot of people would be fucked cuz they’d just go in circles. You can’t fight a hippo in the water. You could have a gun and you probably only have a 50/50 shot. I’d have to go with the wolves even though you’re ability to swing a frying pan is gonna be greatly impeded with a wolf bitin the shit out of your arm (swinging or non swinging arm).
I would also like to suggest a Fuck, Marry, Kill weekly post, using real people and fictional characters as well. would make for some goood posting!
Real people, fictional characters, or inanimate objects. done.
Okay, this isn’t a friggin’ Hungry Hungry Hippo we’re talking about here, it’s not gonna unhinge its jaw and swallow you whole from above - it’s a friggin’ hippo. And you’ve got knives, so just climb on top of the stupid thing and tear its head off… or stab its eyes… whatever. Easy win.
That being said, whoever chooses the wolves is nuts. For starters, you’ve got frying pans. Okay, not the best option for weapons but it’s cool, you can do this, right? Wrong. There’s three of them. So you calmly get one in your sights, wind up, and SMASH it in the face. It’s stunned. You cheer. BUTTHENTHEOTHERTWOWOLVESRAVEGELYSLAUGHTERYOU. Ouch, thanks for playing.
Shoulda taken the hippo.