This week’s “Would You Rather” is more about choosing the lesser of two evils (isn’t that how it normally goes with these things?). If you missed last week’s Would You Rather, you can check it here - Shaved Eyebrow vs Roman War Helmet.
Would You Rather eat a pound of horse poop or bite the head off a live chicken?
Personally, I would hate to do either, but if someone held a gun to my head then I would have to go with option horse poop. Aren’t there nutrients in horse crap? I’d just pinch my nose and chow down. I think if I could convince myself that it was really some sort of chocolate deliciousness then I could handle it. What about you?
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i gotta go with the chicken head, cause you don’t have to eat it….
Yeah I dunno how you always manage to choose the opposite option I’d choose. I’d feel back for the chicken but I probably wouldn’t puke my guts up like the horse shit. And a pound??? Good lord think about that. Think about how long it takes you to eat a quarter pounder then multiply that by four…
dude, first of all…you called the shit poop
2nd of all, quit trying to be such a tough guy…why would you ever eat the shit? you’re a moron
chicken head all the way
Well the poop has a rediculous amount of bacteria. Much more than any amount of nutrients it may hold. I have ate a dead baby chicken once out of its shell when I dated Ella. Them Philippinos eat it ALL. (cue sexual inuendo) So I guess I wouldn’t have as much trouble with the live chicken head.
alright well maybe not a whole pound, but I would at least eat a quarter pound of horse crap. Some guy on Jackass 2 did it and was fine - he just puked a bit. Hot the hell do you plan on snapping through a chickens neck bone???
i’d much rather take my chances and try my hardest to snap through a chicken’s neck bone than eating a pound of shit…i’m sorry…i’d attempt to eat a WWII tank before I ate a pound of shit, diddy
you all know about my fake teeth, no way in hell I am biting the head off a chicken without these fake f*ckers falling out. Then I’d have to sort through chicken brains to find my missing chompers. That being said, I guess its shit poop all the way. Maybe its like dry, chunk chocolate pudding?
I’d have to go with the chicken head. At least with the chicken I could rip the head off and be finish quickly. Horseshit would take to long to eat. Crap Crap and more Crap