It’s that time again boys and girls. Let’s put ourselves in an awkward situation (like my usual friday night) and see which way this goes.
Scenario: You are only allowed to eat one kind of food for every meal, for the rest of your life. You will never get sick of it, no matter how many times you eat it.
Would You Rather:
1. Eat the one food you love most in this world. The only problem is that every time you eat it, you’ll get explosive diarrhea, every time. But man will you enjoy it going down.
2. Eat oatmeal for every meal. No flavors. No added extras. Just bland oatmeal. You will poop normal and feel great.
Well?
I think I’ll go with my favorite food and sacrifice my ass for the cause (Option 1). I love to eat too much to only eat oatmeal all the time. I can handle the extra paperwork in the bathroom.
Quick side note - My food of choice would be pepperoni pizza.
More Would You Rather fun here.
Oatmeal for sure. #1 is also known as dysentary and still is one of the most common way for people to die in developing countries. And besides with #1 after a little while you’re just gonna start shitting wherever, not even looking for a toilet. That could be a problem.
Actually oatmeal gives me diarrhea, every time I eat it. So I’ll eat chocolate chip cookies instead.