If you missed last weeks “Would You Rather”, you can check it here: Girlfriend Vs Parents
This weeks “Would You Rather” revolves around getting drunk and passing out. It is common practice that if you pass out with your shoes on, you are fair game for hazing of sorts. I’ve seen a large array of hazing techniques, but two stand out from the rest. Shaving one’s eyebrow(s) and giving the offender a roman war helmet. Without further ado…If you passed out with your shoes on…
Would You Rather
1. Have on eyebrow shaved off. You have to give some sort of important speech the following day.
2. Receive a roman war helmet. A picture is taken and is put on collegehumor.com. Your face is hard to make out, but they tag the picture with your full name.
Personally, I would take the eyebrow. It is a temporary deal and the hair would grow back. With the picture, I could see myself running for president years down the road and the roman war helmet photo surfaces, killing my campaign. Plus you can tape fake hair over your eye as a “temporary eyebrow” until it grows back. Easy.
What about you?
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we finally agree, eyebrows is the easiest choice ever…and on a further note, if you’re going to be running for president in the future, does that mean we should blow ourselves up now?? and should we expect our tax returns in the form of beer?
those would be some funny presidential speeches…
well you know how I cant handle public speaking … so unless they start to do speeches over AIM, then it won’t be happening anytime soon.
ohhhhh, was that a low blow at me, cause i thought u were okay with public speaking?? u hang in there diddy, pretty soon everything will be run over computers….time for episode #2 of A.Y.A.O.T.D.
I hope it’s not zeebo the clown…that fucker scares me…
First of all Dan, who the hell isn’t afraid of Zeebo? Ur hype. And bc3 alumni, ur such a nerd for bringing that up. Your so random, u bore me and “YOur Waisting My Life” - The Amanda Show, season 2, Episode 26
Second… I would choose the eyebrows shaved also. Rather be humiliated for 2 months then have THAT follow me everywhere I go.
eyebrows in a heartbeat. although not something i’d ever want to happen(although its pretty funny when it happens to someone else). I’ve had my legs shaved/my pits shaved/and once even part of my pubes during “early to bed” nights—and although embarrassing–its only hair and it all grows back eventually. the picture thing is pretty much forever—so yeah—shave my eyebrows if i pass out again.