This week’s would you rather is a little less extreme kinda like las week’s - Rockstar vs Entrepreneur. I often find myself daydreaming of my next vacation while I frantically twist pieces of dough into pretzel form for my customers to enjoy. I came up with this doozy:
Would You Rather
1. Be on vacation somewhere you hate with the people you love.
2. Be on vacation somewhere you love with the people you hate.
Simple, but hard.
I think I could survive the people I hate if I truly loved the vacation spot, but I think I would enjoy myself more if I was with the people I love so i’ll have to go with number 1.
But let’s be honest. When I set up the vaca, you get the place you love with the people you love.
Topsail, NC. Summer ‘07. Bitches
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i’d have to go with #2.
i don’t care how much you love someone…if you’re vacationing in a shit place, nobody will be happy, you’ll become irritable, tensions will rise, and it’ll be a huge shitstorm
if you’re in heaven, or paradise, or whatever you wanna call it, everyone’ll be happy to be where they are, everyone’ll lighten up…kinda like when christmas comes around, everyone’s a little bit nicer, and in better moods, so it’s a lot easier to get along.
So let’s rephrase this…
Would I rather be in Rio de Janiero with coked up Gertz, Chris “I live in a van down by the river” Heuer, McGovern, that teacher that flirted with all the girls at NHS, the Cube from that Aqua Teen Episode, and a pile of dog shit.
Orrrrr go on “vacation” in the middle of Sadr City (in Baghdad) with the usual crew of hermie kitties. While I feel not all of us will survive, while others will have lifelong lingering injuries to their bodies/minds, I’ll go with Sadr City. I think I could use my wonder-skills to get us in good with Moqtada al-Sadr. We might even get to kill some pansie ass Sunnis.
hmmmm, yeah, i thought i was was all about #1, the “people you love” but “you know who” brings up good points……i still think that even if you are in a place you hate, which could still be a decent place, like canada, or france, then you’ll have fun as long as you’re with the people you love….
….but if im in vegas with “you know who”….then i think things just won’t work and it’ll really suck, hahaha, psyche!!! 33 days! but what if you’re vacationing in florida with one of the most annoying girls in the world….anna nicole….we’ll never mind, we don’t have to worry about that anymore(i’m going to hell)
i was going to think of something clever and whitty to write in response to this one, but i’m pretty sure everyone else covered it. and as for anna nicole …it’s one less fake boobed, big lipped, “i marry for money”, girls that we have in the world. bc3alumni, i’m right here with you in hell. dan, i’m sure you have something to say about this topic …care to join us?
You guys are cold. Show some respect. Anna Nicole made it fashionable to be a “Plus size Model.” She was a welcome relief from the heroin chic trend. And come on, who didnt like her reality show? Can anyone say train wreck? I guess the NTSB is on the case now.
hey hey now guys…we all know i got first dibs on the front row-center stage in hell…we all know this…you’re all more than welcome to join me, just don’t try to get in front of me in line
“i know i’m going to hell, i’m just trying to get a better spot”
her show/life was a trainwreck. clearly she had the worst luck ever. old rich husband dies, then her son, and now her. bummer.
shauna, i am glad that you are on my side….and the rest of the world’s side for that matter, in the disliking of anna nicole. But i have to make one thing clear, fake boobs are ok to bc3alum, the world lost a great set….that is all
and topsail 07 sounds like a plan there dan the man….with a plan…..but i don’t think i can convience the girlfriend to come, not since she was irwined……”AAAAAARAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY”
*convince
I, for one, am deeply saddened by the passing of Anna Nicole. While she was certainly no role-model she definitely had an endearing quality. She was one of those fuck-ups that you refused to believe was beyond saving. Kind of like Immo.
Oh and p.s. Steve I had another “donny amateur emt” moment today. I saw this girl just passed out on the ground so I had to help her up, catch her when she fainted again, help her up again and walk her to her dorm. I mean I’d rather help people out than have this shit happen to me?
alright …i’ll admit it, she had a nice rack. but i’ve seen nicer.
steve you just lost 5 fav points for talking bad about the deceased…and i liked anna nicole…at least she was interesting…
and im totally with place you love ppl you hate…
dan you may be coming back as the favorite…
yes! i am slowly creeping back. With all this anna nicole talk, I feel inspired to write a post on fake boobs vs real ones….yeeehaww
as long as you’re prepared to feel graber’s wrath.
On a related note, my car, dear, dear rosebud has passed on to the big parking lot in the sky. Dearly departed rosebud will be missed. Funeral services are in the works, I will all interested parties know about the service and the wake to follow. I would ask that everyone bring a quart of motor oil to pour out on the ground for the deceased.
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