This week’s WYR comes from a BpBc fanatic who wishes to remain anonymous and in the depths of his dark dark lair. You can check out the last WYR here:
OK, here goes…Would You Rather:
1. Drink a warm beer. Not like room temperature but heated up. Not HOT, but uncomfortably warm.
- or -
2. Drink / chew slushy beer. You can’t really swallow it without chewing it so I guess you are really eating the beer.
Well?
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I don’t drink, but I guess if forced to choose, I choose slushy. I enjoy my soda slushy and don’t care for room temperature beverages so…
I’ve actually experienced both of these things before, so I will outline the pros and cons.
Warm beer
PRO:
- After the first 3, the temperature doesn’t really matter
- You swear the beer is beginning to get colder, but it’s actually not
- You swear warm beer messes you up quicker, and it does
CON:
- It’s pisswarm beer, a crime against nature.
Slushy beer
PRO:
- It’s cold, but frozen, so the can can only be opened a little ways
- Since alcohol doesn’t freeze, the alcohol gets pushed to the top of the can, ensuring you get the best part of the beer, the alcohol
CON:
- For some scienc-y reason, that alcohol will not quit rising to the top. You have to squeeze the can and suck the alcohol just to have a few seconds to play your hand (or to do any other things involving two hands) otherwise, it will overflow
I personally will go with the slushy beer. I like my drinking to be a bit of a challenge, and as I mentioned earlier, the alcohol is right at the top, so you don’t get as full since you throw the remaining non-alcoholic beer slush away.
Mr. P,
I like the way you think.