So many thoughts come to mind. First off, I have been to my fair share of bowling alley’s and I have never seen anything but overweight old men (like the creeper in the background). A woman with milf status is such a rare find.
Secondly, I can only pray that my future wife will be able to do a trick similar to that. Such flexibility and control - I bet she’s a freak in the sack. Enter dirty thoughts.
Third, I feel bad for this lady’s children. If my mom was out on a friday night at 7:30pm pulling stunts like this at the local alley and it ended up on the internets, I’d be pretty embarrassed.
So who knows of a bowling hot spot in the philly area with shenanigans like this going on…please let me know straight away.











Sorry, dude, can’t help you. At the bowling alley near my house, they play a game called ‘Who Has The Most Teeth?’ Guess what…four wins. Also, most of the ladies are so ugly, you’d rather stick your penis in one the bowling ball holes…it’d probably be tighter too. (Although I can’t back that up with any proof.)
You think she’s a MILF? Ew. Maybe with the lights off.